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By Sean Gallagher

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Spots open for the 2007 Red Wings Kids Camp!Â

Monday, August 13 â€" Wednesday, August 15Â

Give your child the ultimate camp experience. Let them learn from the pros. This year’s Kids Camp is hosted by Red Wings assistant coaches Todd McLellan, Paul MacLean and Beelzebub.

In addition, your hockey player will receive:

  • -Off-ice training from strength and conditioning specialists including Red Wings head athletic trainer Piet Van Zant

  • -An official Detroit Red Wings Youth Hockey Camp Jersey

  • -Daily instruction on how to be a bandwagon fan who pretends he knows stuff about hockey

  • -A 5x7 individual photo in front of the campers’ favorite player’s locker

  • -A ticket to the 2007 Great Lakes Invitational at Joe Louis Arena, featuring Michigan, Michigan Tech, Providence, and defending National Champion Michigan State

  • -A Red Wings doody bag

  • -Daily snacks


Sign up before Friday, August 10 and receive a $30 discount! Â Â Skaters ages 7-14 ONLY $199!*


To register your future bandwagonner at this discounted offer, please call (313) 396-7575. Please mention this offer at time of registration to receive your discount.

*Offer valid for children who have not previously sold their souls to the devil ONLY.