by The Answer Man
11. I have been to Toronto. I really wasnâ€™t impressed but I can learn to like it I guess.
10. I have seen Strange Brew and I would try to sign Jean LaRose â€œall Iâ€™ve gotâ€™s two 5sâ€
9. I love fighting and apparently the Leafs Board is full of pansies
8. I know a lot about hockey. I played high school, Junior and â€œsomeâ€ college.
7. Iâ€™d punch Jason Blake in the other eye, call him a Fruit and trade his ass
6. I remember the good â€˜ol days with the likes of Lou Franceschetti. Good times...
5. I too hate Montreal and their non-showering French way of life too.
4. How does Toronto Game Time sound? Gallagher, how about a â€œsister publication?"
3. I am willing to change Cliff Fletcherâ€™s colostomy bag and drool cup
2. I would take away McCabeâ€™s roids and send his ass to the minors
1. I will be in full cahoots with the Blues and send them top picks and top players.
Wait, Toronto really doesnâ€™t have any of those do they?