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You Write The Comedy Monday

By Brad Lee

Say you're the backup goaltender watching a future hall of famer like Dominik Hasek play. You figure there's no way you're getting in the game, so you might just zone out a little bit, maybe to the point where you don't even notice a teammate putting a gum bubble on your satan-colored hat. What might you be thinking about?

Chris Osgood is not observant.