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Top 11 Uses For a Detroit Jersey

11. A flammable wick for a molotov cocktail

Does Detroit look much different after being burned to the ground?

10. Dress Ms. Palin in it, and nothing else.

09. Give to people who fail standardized intelligence tests.

Fail? He can't even tell the difference between an octopus and a bearded clam!

08. Prison uniforms

07. Pizza box warmers.

06. Adult diapers for Chris Chelios

now with a Boston Bruin protective cup option!

05. Exorcisism to provide the demonic spirit something familiar to flee towards.

ME wanna take a dump in the stanley cuuup!

04. Meth strainer.