11. A flammable wick for a molotov cocktail
10. Dress Ms. Palin in it, and nothing else.
09. Give to people who fail standardized intelligence tests.
08. Prison uniforms
07. Pizza box warmers.
06. Adult diapers for Chris Chelios
05. Exorcisism to provide the demonic spirit something familiar to flee towards.
04. Meth strainer.