By Brad Lee
We're here. The Ducks are queer. Let's go.
18:53 And both teams look a little slow.
17:30 Blues are dangerous. McClement thinks he is an offensive player. Weird.
16:07 Tkachuk got blowed up coming down the ice. Damn. That was cool.
14:34 For an old guy, Selanne can still play. Unlike Chelios. That dick can't play for shit.
13:58 Big scramble in front of the net. Legace flops on his back. Apparently no goal. Where the hell was the puck?
13:22 A Ducks player went down. There might have been a trip. Ducks power play.
11:52 And for I believe the third time tonight the killing of 10 Montreal power plays Sunday night is referenced. Enough.
11:06 Blues power play. Pronger just held the stick. I bet next penalty he causes a concussion. Search him on www.hockey-reference.com It's funny.
7:02 So there's some skating. Some shooting. Some passing. Still 1-0.
6:00 Brad May survived the fight. Good for him. Thoughts and prayers.
5:35 May and the mustachioed Parros on the same line? What, Riddick Bowe and Evander Holyfield can't skate or something?
4:18 Just finished a full bottle of wine, a 2006 Chardonel from Chandler Hill Vineyards. Very nice.
3:10 How much do you think Giguere weighs in all of his gear? Without?
2:59 Shot from Selanne. Legace thought he was sitting on the puck. Apparently he wasn't, Blues cleared the crease. Damn, that was close.
1:54 Janssen shooting on the rush. He must really want to celebrate again after actually scoring his own goal.
Dear Blues. Please stop playing the, "Everybody FREEEEEZE. Now clap your hands!" I don't want to. Knock it off. Thanks.
END OF PERIOD
Blues lead 1-0. I think both teams were resting for a monumental third period. I'll let you know when the new post is up.
Drink up. I have a feeling the third might be a tad nerve-wracking.