By Marcus Pettersson
Alex Kovalev, formerly known as the laziest player in the league, has been playing the role of local stud in Montreal this season. He currently leads his team with 74 points (31 goals, 43 assists) in 73 games.
But what the hell is going on here?
Is he showing off his best frog impression? Is he trying out for the Russian synchronized swimming team in hopes for a spot in the Olympic Games? Is he getting ready for the hits Cam Janssen will pummel him with in tonight's game? No... probably not that last one...
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