We were sorry to see that you injured yourself last night when you missed on a hip check and instead bounced your head off the boards in Carolina.
We're also sorry to hear that you're being 'evaluated' today for the injury. We're guessing that based on your history and the fact that we could actually see little birdies flying circles around your head as you tried to get off the ice, it'll be a while before we see you again.
But, just for future reference, here's how you're supposed to execute a hip check:
Get well soon, buddy.
-Your friends at Game Time