Game One of the season is in the books. As is Game One against the Wings. You know what's hilarious? Watching someone you know but don't like drink a huge swig of your piss. Seriously, try it some time. Fill up a beer bottle and make sure it finds a way into his drunken hand. It's the best.
Speaking of which, hey Detroit fans, can you tell what we had to drink today? No? Try another sip of that warm beer the Blues just handed you and try again.