Andy Murray enters the locker room and makes an announcement...
Gentlemen, as our home stand hasn't exactly gotten off to a stupendous beginning, we've decided to bring in a sports psychology expert to talk to everyone about our struggles. He'll be meeting with you individually. First up, Patrik Berglund.
I do nots like the yelling.
Have you ever tried thinking that maybe the coach yells at you because he wants you to be better, to have a better career? A coach is like a father in many ways. He wants you to succeed, and sometimes that requires yelling to make his point. Did your father ever yell at you?
Waits? Yelling is like Pa-Pa? Pa-Pa yelled for love? And coach yells for fathering? And for loving? Coach and Pa-Pa are loving with yells? TechnoViking can't...(sob)... TechnoViking feeling... (cracks)... for loves of coach and Pa-Pa?
I...I... Doctor, I thinking I loves you like coach and Pa-Pa loving me now! I mean I AM YELLINGS AT YOU DOCTOR TO TELLS YOU I LOVE YOU LIKE PA-PA AND COACH LOVE! I LOVE YOU, DOCTOR! LOVE LOVE LOVE!
Yeah! And what about the fans? Can you make the fans stop yelling at me, um, us too? Because not that it bothers me, but if that crazy IceBerg is right and you can make the yelling be love, I wouldn't mind some love...
Guys, it's like I told Tears out there, the coach loves you all like a father loves his sons. He yells because he wants to get the best out of you. He wants you to succeed. He doesn't hate you or want you to fail, he wants everything that is best for you.
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Gahd. I gotta take this.
Yeah baby. Yeah... No.... I will....I.... yeah. No, I will..... I won't.... No. Yes. Of course. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes. Okay. Yes. I love you too. Yeah. Bye.
Sorry, I had to tell that bitch where to get off. Where were we?