Look, we don't like it any more than you do, but facts are facts (minus statistics). We need Detroit to win Thursday against the Predators.
We don't expect you all to break out any red gear and we don't expect you to stop with the GT mantra. We don't even expect you to watch the game.
Fuck. We don't even know what to expect. Or say. Hell, even DJ didn't have a single comment to accompany his pro-Wings chart.
So, you know what? Lose, Preds, lose!
Shit. Even that sucks. Goddamn playoff bubble.