"Yeah, this is Brian."
"Wake up the whole prospect department."
'They're all here, boss. Whaddaya want?"
"I said, wake them up."
*sigh* (muffled). Wake up everyone. Out of the sleeping bags, the non-prospect department has a message for us.
"Everyone's listening boss."
"Good. According to Darren Pang's Twitter, Aaron Palushaj just got traded to Montreal for Matt D'Agostini."
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! BATTLESTATIONS! BATTLESTATIONS! BATTLESTATIONS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
"Don't worry, G, we're on it!