So let's say that hypothetically you were going to be one of the people involved in the Blues' promotional "Meet & Greet" after the game. Let's say that hypothetically you were going to meet (and greet) Erik Johnson and Roman Polak. Let's hypothetically say that it was tonight. After a hypothetical four (or eight (or ten) beers). Hypothetically, what would be the funniest thing you could hypothetically say to them?
By the way, I heard two of these, so I feel like I have the correct answer.