I can't decide if "chorney" is a good or bad feeling. I'm going to lean towards bad. It sounds like you're sick or something.
Blues News
- The Blues claimed defenseman Taylor Chorney off waivers from Edmonton while Carlo takes yet another trip to the IR. [Blues]
- What the Chorney acquisition means for both the Oilers and the Blues. [Copper and Blue]
- Hartigan already linked the Cheechoo song, but now it made the Wysh blog. [Puck Daddy]
NHL/Hockey News
- Tacky suits and kangaroo courts. The debate over Shanahan's job rages on. [NY Times]
- With Chris Mason's wife giving birth, the Jets were short a goalie at practice. The kid who got to come in and replace him was floored by the opportunity to play with an NHL team. [NHL]
- Jeremy Roenick is super cool because, on national TV, he told everybody to stop interviewing Crosby about his concussion. What a rad dude. [Puck Daddy]
- The NHL will announce realignment in December, so the journalist's scenarios are flying. This article creates divisions based on the models of the NBA and NFL method. St. Louis and Pittsburgh in the same division? Huh. [SB Nation]
- With everybody throwing out their realignment scenario, there's bound to be a few people butting heads. [TSN]
- With the Lions actually good and the Tigers in the ALCS, nobody in Detroit gives a shit about the Red Wings. [SI]
- The Stars might be the first team to fall below the cap floor, so they're scrambling to find a player. [ESPN]
- Gary Bettman was vilified for moving the original Jets to Phoenix, but he was cheered upon returning to Winnipeg for the new Jets' home opener. [Federal News Radio]
- Another guide to the NHL for locked-out NBA fans. [Grantland]
Other Stuff
- If you're going to put your dog in a Halloween costume, he has to be an AT-AT. [Facebook]
- Random Task from the first Austin Powers movie is a suspect in a prison death case. If the murder weapon isn't a shoe, there will be disappointment. [MSNBC]
- A new game that you can play around the office. [Questionable Content]
Wednesday Video
I need to watch people get hurt.
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