Blues News
- LaRussa will be dropping the puck this Friday at "Cardinals Night With the Blues." [NBC Sports]
- Feeling Chorney? [P-D]
- Fuck pilots. Killin' Pavol Demitra and shit. This information angers me. [P-D]
NHL/Hockey News
- The NHL and Discover are bringing you some turkey-flavored pucks on Black Friday. Detroit and Boston will face-off while you shit stuffing and go to Best Buy. [ESPN]
- Avery practiced with the Rangers, but he'll be riding the Press Box tonight versus Anaheim. [Washington Post]
- Results from last night. [SF Chronicle]
- The Red Wings are punchless. Let's keep punching them, because they won't punch back. Best fight ever. [NHL]
- Ovechkin is peeved. Peeved, I say. [LFP]
- Crosby has a concussion. Who knew? [SJ Mercury News]
- Ryan Nugent-Hopkins is doing all the work. [USA Today]
- Dustin Penner sucks. [Puck Daddy]
Other Stuff
- The Rabbit Hopping Championships is a thing that happens. [Buzzfeed]
- 7 stupid fucking things that sports writers write about when they're bored. [Cracked]
- This badass American wrote a letter on Hitler's stationary. [Gizmodo]
Thursday Video
My favorite new band is "Here Come the Mummies," a comedy funk/R&B group. Here's a live performance of their hit song, "Pants." You'll never hear a tighter horn section. Warning: May Contain Double Entendre.
Hartigan is here tomorrow. Fuckin'-a, brah.
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