Wednesday Links: 'Cock Reams Chicago Edition

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Blues News

• Blues down the Blackhawks 3-0. Halak grabs the shutout, while Oshie, Shattenkirk and Jackman came away with 2 points a piece. Shattenkirk's passing is just, like... wow, man.  [NHL]
• A recap of last night's Demitra/Korolev ceremony. [FS Midwest]
• Scott Nichol left the game last night with an injury. We'll keep you updated.

NHL/Hockey News

• Mark Letestu has been traded to the Blue Jackets from the Penguins. The BJs are getting Testy. It just... gets... better. [SB Nation]
• Scores. [LFP]
• Jaroslav Halak wasn't the only goalie hitting a rough patch. Here's what's happening across the league when it comes to struggling and surging net-minders. [Vancouver Sun]
• One week, we're talking to our (now fired) coach about line-ups and now everybody wants to do it. [Second City Hockey]
• Georges Laraque thinks that Wayne Gretzky is a poopy coach. [Montreal Gazette]
• Eric Nystrom is really liking his new scenery in Dallas, scoring highlight reel goals such as this one against Washington. [Puck Daddy]
• Jarome Igninla got in a fight last night and got headbutted. The Wild coaching staff doesn't think so. Uh, I think if you piss off Jarome Igninla, you're in the wrong. [Puck Daddy]
• The Islanders are debuting their latest ugly jersey a week from today. It's a shitty attempt to look like the black New York Mets alternate. Why, Islanders? Why? [Icethetics]
• Video replay has been working wonders for the NHL, but some feel that it should extend to penalties. Like, do you even want people to officiate games or what? [Montreal Gazette]
• The NHL... now in French! [NHL]

Other Stuff

• Listening to a song in your house or apartment all by yourself? Make sure you make the right drink. [Drinkify]
• WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING? [CollegeHumor]
• Twin fros. [Awkward Family Photos]

Wednesday Video

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