Wednesday Links: This New Streak Ain't Good Edition

We've gone from a 111-game streak of not getting shutout to getting shutout in 2 straight. Somebody stop it. Oh, we play the Capitals next? Yikes.

Blues News

• Good thing I wasn't there to see this shit in person. [P-D]
• Sobe Vodka is basically out for the season (it's only four weeks, but let's be real here) with a cracked bone in his left foot. [P-D]
• Pierre LeBrun thinks GM Doug Armstrong has tiger blood. Winning. [ESPN]

NHL/Hockey News

• Nashville's blue chipper and 4th-generation prospect Blake Geoffrion scored his first NHL goal last night. [The Tennessean]
• However, Geoffrion would have been happier if Nashville got the 2-points. The Predators lost in the shootout as Linus Omark got hella sick nasty once again. [Puck Daddy]
• Alex Ovechkin also got fancy last night. [Puck Daddy]
• The Puck Father Hat Trick is completed with this great article about how trades affect the families of hockey players. A must read. [Puck Daddy]
• Brad Boyes scored in his debut with the Sabres. He cured his scoring slump with his mind. [The Times Leader]
• Cory Stillman was the recipient of the silver stick, reaching his 1,000th NHL game. He also helped Carolina power past the team that traded him. Duh, winning. [Miami Herald]
• Many people believe that the Kings lost hard on the Dustin Penner trade. The Bleacher Report thinks that the Oilers lost, because, as I always say, no matter what the return, they're still the Edmonton Oilers. [Bleacher Report]
• Coyotes, ownership issues, what-the-fuck-ever. [Sporting News]

Other Stuff

• Don't sit there with your ugly wife and ugly children watching Charlie Sheen be perfect and bitchin'. Join him. [Live the Sheen Dream]
• Schmitt's Gay will always be the first gay beer. Don't let this story fool you. [AdFreak]
• 10 Weird Signs Someone Wants to Bone You. [The Frenemy]

Wednesday Video

My friends and I agree that the Blues should abide by Raaaaaaaandy's three rules. (nsfw)

Thanks to PCS who subbed for me yesterday after my late-night cunnilingus accident. He told you it was Internet trouble, but that was all a ruse.

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