Wednesday Links: Brett Hull Says Things Edition

Man, my Internet is just absolute garbage right now. It's like it goes to strip clubs all night and forgets to show up at my computer in the morning. Too soon?

Blues News

• When Brett Hull speaks, we listen. Do you agree with him this time when he says that the whole team is to blame for Oshie's absence? [P-D]
• Usually, Oshie's energetic play gets the Blues going. Craig Phelps thinks that his absence will spark players to step up. [The Hockey Writers]
• Oh, and the Blues lost a game last night or something. [P-D]

NHL/Hockey News

• Shawn Thornton got cut with a skate blade and the Blackhawks taunted him for it. What a bunch of cheesedicks. [Puck Daddy]
• The Hurricanes avoid being put on Wysh's Death Watch for one more day. [Puck Daddy]
• However, if Carolina loses tonight to Montreal, the idle Tampa Bay Lightning will clinch a playoff birth. [ESPN]
• Doug Weight is done for the season and will probably retire. You'll probably see a career retrospective here in due time. [Newsday]
• Change "Patrick Kane" to "David Backes" and we've got a better article. [Puck Daddy]
• Teemu Selanne feels embarrassed to score a hat trick. [OCRegister]
• Phoenix fans want Winnipeg to have a team again as long as its not the Coyotes. [MSNBC]
• Todd Bertuzzi's latest controversial, dick-move hit will not be reviewed by the NHL. What. [Detroit News]
• The Avs have a big decision this off-season: suck less or suck more? [Denver Post]
• If the Bruins win the cup, Mark Recchi will hang 'em up. [ESPN]

Other Stuff

• Feeling down? Check out this 8track mixtape and let science work its magic. [8track]
• The Best Quotes of All Time! [DirJournal]
• I bet this poster sums up most of our lives. [Piccsy]

Wednesday Video

An oldie, but a goodie. Clark, the Canadian Hockey Goalie.

Fuck Detroit.

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