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Saturday Links: No Way Jose, and Other Bad Jokes Edition

By hartigan
It seems that Sharks fans have been sitting out in the sun too long. They have started to get a Jersey Shore-esqe orange tan.
It seems that Sharks fans have been sitting out in the sun too long. They have started to get a Jersey Shore-esqe orange tan.

Well the Sharks turned it on last night, and the Canucks might need a bigger boat. 
The Canucks were looked like shark bait [ooo ha ha] out there.

Blues News:

  • see DGB article

Hockey News:

  • The many faces of Raffi Torres. [Vancouver Sun]

  • Let's drop by Fear the Fin after last night's Sharks victory. [Fear The Fin]

  • If you missed it, the Sea Dogs beat the Majors in the Memorial Cup opener. [CBC Sports]

  • In your best heavy metal scream, repeat after me: "Jersey Fouls!" [Puck Daddy]

  • DGB just has to add a nice jab at the Blues.[Down Goes Brown]

  • More tissues, please. Note to self: do not read tearjerking articles at work. Today we discover the meaning of the four leaf clover on the back of Roloson's mask. [TBO]

  • Boogaard's death is ruled accidental by the Hennepin Co. ME.[Puck Daddy]

  • USA's disappointing finish at Worlds in not a reflection of the overall program. It just means badass American born superhero Ryan Kesler was still playing in the NHL Playoffs. [NYTimes.com]

Other Stuff:

  • Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable and his sweaters are awesome. The end. [The Cosby Sweater Project]

  • 'Macho Man' Randy Savage played in the Cards system. [Big League Stew]

  • This is what happens when smart asses and religion mix on Facebook. Look for Donut King to unleash his new catchphrase soon. [someecards.com]

  • Thanks to Michael Scott and "that's what she said," almost any sentence can become unintentionally sexual. Our very own Scott brings us the best unintentionally sexual church signs. [Someecards]

Video Battle:

UIWildthing2 has started a battle for finding the best rain delay shenanigans. I'm impressed at the announcer's knowledge of bowling terms. 


Jousting fail will always rank high. 


And the oldie, but still golden rain delay complete with a shake weight transformation and an INS raid. 


Yeah, I know, those jokes were terrible. There will be more. 

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