Wednesday Links: Bon Jovi's Communist Knucklepucks Edition

Blues News

• The Blues aren't in the playoffs, so I get to link a story about Alex Steen giving Bon Jovi a Blues guitar. [Blues]
• Don't forget to vote in the Blues Fan Awards. [Blues]
• David Perron is "feeling better," but still not training. [P-D]
• In their Blues off-season game plan feature, TSN thinks the Blues need another checking center (and not a goal scorer) and some douche in the comments thinks that the Blues should move to Hamilton because "he forgot they existed." I'd like to point out that comments sections on every site (except this one, yay) are insufferable shitholes (unless someone is soapboxing on your ass, boo). [TSN]

NHL/Hockey News

• The Sharks were eliminated last night in the second overtime on a weird knuckler that nobody could find. You have to see this goal. [NHL]
• Boston has a chance to close out Tampa tonight. Rolie gets the start in goal for the Bolts. I'm going to link to a sports gambling website just to try something new. Oh, man, odds don't look good for the Tampa Bay Brewbots. [JustBet Insider]
• ESPN's only good show, PTI, talks about Tim Thomas' stand-out performance. [ESPN]
• Blackhawks great Stan Mikita has been diagnosed with oral cancer, but it is still in its early stages and treatable. [WNEM]
• A story involving Winnipeg, hockey and communists. You can't lose here. [Winnipeg Sun]
• The minor leagues are the best place to play because of the abundance of specialty jerseys and theme nights. The Las Vegas Wranglers of the ECHL will be playing "one final game" before the "rapture" in October. [Puck Daddy]

Other Stuff

• Hollywood's most interesting blockbuster failures of the last 25 years. A lot of my favorites are on here! [Den of Geek]
• Fill out these words. [Heahea]
• This girl wants to be just like mommy, the stripper. [Pxleyes]

Wednesday Video

Everybody likes a foul-mouthed puppet.

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