How can you have a derp picture week without a Blackhawk? Jonathon Toews, come on down.
Blues News
- Keith Tkachuk: American Hero. [Blues]
- The sale of the team continues to move forward. [The Hockey Writers]
- The Blues are a playoff team. Here are 5 reasons why. I promise to stop linking to this website when there's actual news. [Bleacher Report]
NHL/Hockey News
- The Shea Weber saga continues. [Puck Daddy]
- New York voted "no" on a new Nassau Colosseum. What dumbfucks. No sleep 'till Brooklyn. [Puck Daddy]
- TMMOTS will be doing a regular feature on the Sun Belt teams leading up to the 2011-12 season. Spoiler: the attendance numbers blow. [Too Many Men on the Site]
- What it do, Teemu Selanne? [NBC Sports]
- Evgeni Nabokov will be reporting to Islanders camp. He also explains why he was a dick last season. [NBC Sports]
- An update on Evgeni Malkin's rehab. [NHL]
- Will the Bruins repeat? NHL.com focuses on the defending champs in its "30 in 30" feature. [NHL]
- No more Ottawa Super Nintendos! Check out their new 3rd/heritage jersey. [Icethetics]
Other Stuff
- A man was arrested for having more pussy than he can handle. [Tosh.0]
- The new Smurfs movie is the worst movie ever. [Cracked]
- With "Battleship" coming out this summer (ugh), what other board games can Hollywood turn into movies? [Funny or Die]
Tuesday Video
A new spa for men. Don Cheadle tells you all about it.
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