Saturday Links: Dirty Jokes Abound! Edition

I'm pretty sure our minds will be even more in the gutter today, if that's possible. Something might explode. The Cock. B.J. Johnson. Duncan Siemens. Did I miss anyone?

Blues News:

• The Cock pounded simplicity into the Blues' power play, how long will it last? [Post Dispatch]
  
• The Perron interview with Puck Daddy's resident day walker. [Puck Daddy]
  
• Such a tease, these "potential" buyers. [St. Louis Business Journal]
  
• Colorado is surging in the standings - hope the Blues can stick it to them. [Post Dispatch]
  
• I'm pretty sure I'll be placing a bet of some sort against an Avs fan. You should too! It'll be fun. [Mile High Hockey]
  

Hockey News:

• Jordan Staal and his throbbing knee - was it dirty or just bad luck? [ProHockeyTalk]
  
• The perfect tandem still going strong. Goalie rankings. [CBC Sports]
  
• Looking up and down over all of Rick DiPietro's groin injuries. [Lighthouse Hockey]
  
• Snarky midseason grades for the Avalanche. Statsny's a disappointment, but I'm sure he'll thrust his way back into peak form. [Mile High Hockey]
  
• Deception. Disgrace. Evil as plain as the scar on his face. NHLPA rejects realignment. I smell trouble a-brewin'. [Puck Daddy]
  
• Stat attack: Coaching Edition! [On the Forecheck]

Video:

Saturday Morning cartoons. A little "those refs on Thursday were as 'awesome' as the Generals." Some innocence before things get blown out of proportion. An all around good reason to rise on Saturday morning.

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