Thursday Links: A Stoic Shot to the Ding-Dong Edition

Blues News

• About damn time, Game 4. [P-D]
• The Sharks might be shifting lines around. Wait, did you say Brad Fucking Winchester might play? Haha, oh wow. [P-D]
• Shatty and Petro are more stoic than the stoic squirrel. [P-D]

NHL/Hockey News

• The Canucks and Penguins emphatically avoided being swept and the Senators notched their series with the Rangers at 2 in last night's quarterfinal action. [Washington Post]
• Ratings for the Stanley Cup Playoffs are up 50%. They are also the Hunger Games, apparently. [GMANetwork]
• In defense of the violence. Yeah, pretty much this. [SportsNet]
• Ryan Ellis takes a soccer ball to the dick. [Puck Daddy]
• More complaints about the playoff officiating, this time from Washington. [Puck Daddy]
• Cosmo's 30 Hockey Hotties. Ladies, your boy T.J. made the list. (This list is made invalid by Antti Niemi. He is ugly as shit.) [Cosmo]
• Gabriel Bourque is turning into quite the stud for Nashville during the quarterfinals. [NHL]

Thursday Videos

A pair of news reports for you guys today. First, let's start with what we all want to see tonight: a dead shark in a toilet.

Now, we fly back to Missouri to see that pooping your pants will always be the top story, if you live in the Ozarks.

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