So yesterday brought Tim Thomas' Facebook, Alexander Semin's contract, and Logan Couture’s Twitter, but today brings us the Olypmics and my abridged drinking game.
Drink One:
- You hear the Olympic Theme Song
- "Is It October Yet?"
- You curse at NBC for their impossible to find sister site
- Someone refers to the Summer Games as "fitting for ESPN OCHO"
- You hum the Olympic Theme Song
Drink Two:
- You think you can throw a javelin further
- "Is It October Yet?"
- The wrong flag is displayed (woops)
- You wish one, just one, dive was a cannonball
- You start quoting Anchorman
- You get distracted by how muscular those quads of the table tennis guys are.
Finish Yo' Drink:
- You wonder why you're watching Table Tennis
- "Is It October Yet?"
- You daydream about that Olympic moment that touched you
- AMURIKA WINS GOLD.
- Hell, down another when America wins and Canada places second!
Video:
And drink one for every year of your age mulitplied by the number of minutes left in the video when you start sobbing. That's 24 x 5 for me. I will spread them out over the next week.