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Friday Links: Hartigan's Unofficial Olypmic Drinking Game

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So yesterday brought Tim Thomas' Facebook, Alexander Semin's contract, and Logan Couture’s Twitter, but today brings us the Olypmics and my abridged drinking game.

Drink One:

  • You hear the Olympic Theme Song
  • "Is It October Yet?"
  • You curse at NBC for their impossible to find sister site
  • Someone refers to the Summer Games as "fitting for ESPN OCHO"
  • You hum the Olympic Theme Song

Drink Two:

  • You think you can throw a javelin further
  • "Is It October Yet?"
  • The wrong flag is displayed (woops)
  • You wish one, just one, dive was a cannonball
  • You start quoting Anchorman
  • You get distracted by how muscular those quads of the table tennis guys are.

Finish Yo' Drink:

  • You wonder why you're watching Table Tennis
  • "Is It October Yet?"
  • You daydream about that Olympic moment that touched you
  • AMURIKA WINS GOLD.
  • Hell, down another when America wins and Canada places second!

Video:

And drink one for every year of your age mulitplied by the number of minutes left in the video when you start sobbing. That's 24 x 5 for me. I will spread them out over the next week.