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Monday Links - The Flyers Will Crap The Beach

We have previews of the Stanley Cup Finals and the NHL Entry Draft. The Flyers' Twitter account makes a hilarious typo. Chewy gets his light saber checked by TSA. And Zombie Parkour. Get your week started right.

By Donut King
Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla.
Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla.
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I now know how to say "bull shit" in a Native language. Spelling it in that language, though, is a different matter.

And now, it's time for YOU to click on some bull shit.

BLUES NEWS:

  • My pal Jeff at The Bluenote Zone makes the case for the Blues to sign Jarome Iginla. The boner I would have after such a signing would be visible from Neptune. [Bluenote Zone]
  • If you missed it, you're blind, but be sure to check out Brian's NHL Entry Draft preview information from yesterday. It's definitely worth the read. [SLGT Prospect Department]
HOCKEY NEWS:
  • Dan Bylsma basically assures that Marc-Andre Fleury will be traded this offseason by giving him a vote of confidence that he neither had to give nor was qualified to give. [Puck Daddy]
  • The Oilers fired Ralph Krueger as head coach and, according to Darren Dreger, brought aboard Toronto Marlies coach Dallas Eakins. [TSN]
  • First, the Flyers shit the bed all season. Now, their Twitter account has them doing the same at the beach. [Deadspin / Twitter]
  • Five questions about the Stanley Cup Final between the Bruins and Blackhawks. Sadly, none of these questions can be answered with "Fuck Chicago" or "Fuck Detroit". Series starts Wednesday in Chicago. [Puck Daddy]
OTHER RANDOM NONSENSE:
  • I never watch tennis, but Jeebus is Rafael Nadal good on dirt. Eight French Open titles. That is fucking insane. [Deadspin]
  • Not even Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca) can board a plane without getting his light saber checked. [Y! / AP]
VIDEOS:

First, another QI video from Kate. This time, the crew attempts to "Pin The Taste Bud On The Catfish". Hilarity ensues.

QI - Pin the Taste Bud on the Catfish (via Akfilm92)


Then, we get Zombie Parkour from lostinthecrowd. I've never watched The Walking Dead, but if they took part in a Parkour gig like this, I'd be more inclined to. Holy shit.

Zombie Parkour - The Flipping Dead (via ronniestreetstunts)


So as you can continue to tell, I've got plenty of videos. But keep sending videos, links and shit, please:

And don't shit the beach. Please. It leaves quite a mess.