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Sunday Links - A Paille To Chicago's Face

Daniel Paille fucks Chicago. Jaromir Jagr's favorite player is NOT you. More awards. A dude gets smacked in the face with a line drive. And the band Kansas still sucks worse than the state. These links are easy like Sunday morning.

"Hey . . . dudes . . . it's behind you."
"Hey . . . dudes . . . it's behind you."
Gregory Shamus

No one has claimed DidTheBlackhawksWin.com. Someone good with HTML . . . get on that shit, will ya?

BLUES NEWS:

  • If us yay-hoo's had to pick award winners for the Blues, here's how we'd have done it. And may there be a magnificent post-season feast with all the finest meats and cheeses in all the land. Or some shit. [SLGT]
HOCKEY NEWS:
  • Daniel Paille didn't want to leave everyone waiting for hours, so he banged one home in the FIRST overtime to tie the series at one. Fuck Chicago. [USA Today]
  • Wysh had a recap too. [Puck Daddy]
  • Jaromir Jagr has a favorite player, and it is . . . Jaromir Jagr. [Deadspin]
  • No one remembers Alain Vigneault as a former Blues backup goalie (except Game Time). Well, the former Canucks coach is now apparently going to coach the Rangers. Not shockingly. [ESPN New York]
  • More award winners were announced yesterday. It was all the big ones. See the full list here. [NHL]
OTHER NONSENSE:
  • It's NEVER good when a hard liner strikes a pitcher in the head. That happened yesterday. Again. [Deadspin]
  • A cat running for mayor? Fuck, whatever. Teej beat you to it. Dick. [Y! / AP]
VIDEO:

From CrossCheckRaise by way of @RedBerensonCBoy (who is not THE Red Berenson Cowboy, only a fan) . . . GWAR is awesome. The band Kansas sucks. GWAR covers a Kansas "classic", and it still blows a bit.

A.V. Undercover: GWAR Covers Kansas (via The Onion)

"GET THE HELL OFF THE COUCH AND GET A GODDAMN JOB". Damn right, GWAR. Damn right.