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Wednesday Links - What Are These Dudes Smoking?

The Blues are given high odds by Bovada, because they're insane. The Blues also sign Patrik Berglund. Fuck Chicago. And why you heff to be med? Is just complianze buyout. Time to clicky on some linky.

"So, puck is NOT humangous big?" "Haha, nope. Sorry Bryz."
"So, puck is NOT humangous big?" "Haha, nope. Sorry Bryz."

Game Six was a bad nightmare. The Blackhawks didn't really win the Stanley Cup. Right? RRRIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT?!?! Oh shit. Whatever.


  • Bovada has the Blues at 12-to-1 to win the Stanley Cup in 2014. Because Bovada has been sniffing their own farts, apparently. [SLGT]
  • The Blues also agreed in principle on a one-year deal with Patrik Berglund. But that doesn't mean he's sticking around, right Tyler? #StirringShit [SLGT]
  • Also, check out this FanPost regarding a tracking project on zone exits. While I like "fancy stats", I'm not compiling them anytime soon, and NO ONE should WANT me to help them with such things. [SLGT]


  • The Stanley Cup Finals between the Chicago Blackhawks and Boston Bruins were the "most-watched on record" in the United States. Because no fucking shit. [Puck Daddy]
  • The Flyers rectify their mistake with Ilya Bryzgalov, announcing they will use their second of two compliance buyouts on him. So they're paying him $23MM over 14 years for him to go away. Nicely done, Paul Holmgren. #Shrooms [Flyers Inside-Out]
  • John Tortorella has been officially announced as the new head coach of the Vancouver Canucks. Mike Gillis says kind things about him. [Vancouver Sun]


  • In "I Could've Fucking Told You This" news . . . some anti-smoking ads lead people to smoke. Because the ads are fucking stupid. [Y! / The Sideshow]
  • Google Street View is trolled in Tokyo by a bunch of people wearing pigeon heads. Because they're better than us at it. [Kotaku]


This one was brought to my attention by Kate. From the same comedians that gave us yesterday's "Super Size Me . . . With Whiskey" video ("The Whitest Kids U' Know"), we have one that could be from YOUR local PTA, as far as YOU know.

I pledge allegiance to nothing, fool.