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Wednesday Links - Misunderstand THIS, Buddy!

David Perron leaves St. Louis in a hissy. Extensions were signed. People explain why Team Canada and Team USA preliminary rosters were formed like they were. Fuck Detroit. And San Diego is German for "Whale's Vagina". Bang, fool.

Jonathan Quick was misunderstood while trying to tell David Perron to GET THE FUCK OFF ME NOW.
Jonathan Quick was misunderstood while trying to tell David Perron to GET THE FUCK OFF ME NOW.
Harry How

I hate having to hate people I liked.

BLUES NEWS:

  • David Perron opens up to JR in his "exit interview" from the Blues, and the sense is he feels he was misunderstood (first passed along by luvhockey). [StL Today]
  • In his first Game Time piece, Jeff calls bullshit on the misunderstanding of David Perron. [SLGT]
  • Keep an eye out for Podcast #2 at about 1pm CDT. Poll will be available Friday to name the thing.

HOCKEY NEWS:

  • CrossCheckRaise passes along this Grantland piece from Down Goes Brown. Fake your way through fancy stats! [Grantland]
  • The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim will return, at least once, in 2013-14. [Puck Daddy]
  • The Jets have avoided arbitration with center Bryan Little and paid him quite handsomely. [Arctic Ice Hockey]
  • Also signing an extension was Maple Leafs defenseman Carl Gunnarsson. Jeffler has more. [The Leafs Nation]
  • Steve Yzerman of Team Canada apparently isn't going to send an All-Star Team to Sochi. Translation: Steve Yzerman is totally going to send an All-Star Team to Sochi. And lose. #Merica [Puck Daddy]
  • USA Hockey named a bunch of young kids to the preliminary roster. This apparently was by design, though not a damn one of them has a great chance to make the team. [Puck Daddy]

OTHER SHIT:

  • Kate passes along the story of a man who drank eight beers and swam to Detroit, and is now apologizing for it. NEVER SWIM TO DETROIT. [Gawker]
  • Happiness apparently peaks at ages 23 and 69. Well. I'm fucked. [Y! / The Sideshow]

VIDEO:

One sent by Kate, who doesn't even like Anchorman that much but still laughs at this. As do I, because it's . . . well, kind of a big deal.

    Go fuck yourself, San Diego.