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Saturday Links - No, Virginia, The Sky Is Not Falling

The Blues didn't make a major splash on Free Agency Day, meaning they're gonna suck next year. Or. Something. Other teams sign players. Some trades made. And Reel Big Fish are awesome. Got your clickin' finger ready?

See ya, shortie.
See ya, shortie.
Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports

FIRE DOUG ARMSTRONG . . . or . . . I dunno, give him something to fucking WORK with.

Your links on this Saturday . . . follow this short recording.

(WAIT, WHAT SHORT RECORDING IS . . . oh, it's already over? DERRRRRRRRRR)

BLUES NEWS:

  • Here's a complete list of all the Blues signings. Chief among them was the signing of Maxim Lapierre. So yeah, the team didn't do much. Yet. [Blues]
  • Plenty of info about signings and trades should be scattered around on the Game Time site.
  • Kris Russell was traded to Cal/Gary. [SLGT]

HOCKEY NEWS:

  • TSN's sortable free agent tracker. [TSN]
  • Tyler Seguin's mother says Bruins scribes are spreading lies about her son. Papa ain't happy either. [Toronto Star]
  • The biggest non-free-agency move yesterday belonged to the Senators, who picked up Bobby Ryan in a trade from the Ducks. [Puck Daddy]
  • Also, Devin Setoguchi is going to Winnipeg in a trade. SBN's Jets blog has thoughts. [Arctic Ice Hockey]
  • Free Agency happened, and will continue today. Just warning you.

OTHER SHIT::

  • This Rhythmic Gymnast threw one of the most awesome first pitches ever. [Deadspin]
  • Frozen Twinkies? Well, yep. At least in some cases. [Y! / The Sideshow]

VIDEO:

If you're my age and don't like Reel Big Fish, you're hard to trust. A live version of "Beer", if you please: