In the second part of our four part series, Megalodon from Battle of California has some very important words of warning for us about the Dallas Stars. I'll just step aside and let him take the podium. Everything below aside from the questions was written by Megalodon, not me. Please don't Puck Daddy Commenter me.
BOC: CITIZENS OF FAIR ST. LOUIS: BEWARE!
BOC: My hatred of the Stars cannot be broken down into component parts. It is one giant, painful, glowing whole. My hatred is perfect and infrangible, and burns with a purity unmatched in this world. The Stars don't just inspire hate, they are the SOURCE of hate. All the evil in the world flows from them, and if you value truth or justice or the soul of humanity itself then you should hate them just as much as I do. Anything less is unacceptable.
This is your task now, St. Louis. We at Battle of California have done all we can to warn the world about the Stars, but now our watch is ended. Now the responsibility rests with you. You have to crush them. You must bring them down and keep them down. Break their god damn legs, hurl them into the muck where they belong, and then stand on their throats until their struggles cease.
Only then will you know your job is done.
Good luck, and Godspeed.