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Monday Open Bar - Labor Dabor

Labor Day is meant for not working. Just ask Strong Bad. Enjoy your holiday.

By Donut King
They should've made a white version of THIS. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
They should've made a white version of THIS. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Hannah Foslien

It's like it's a national holiday or something . . . there's nothing going on. Soooooo . . . belly up at the bar and start firing down some shots.

Sorry this post is about an hour later than usual. You'll just have to expect that from me every Monday for awhile, thanks to the work schedule.

Anyway, here's a few starters:

  • The Wild(s) decided their road sweaters weren't good enough, so they made them more white. Kinda like the state of Minnesota . . . apart from the reservations, anyway. [KSTP]
  • The Calgary Flames are going to suck hardcore next year. Just ask noted Flames fan Ryan Lambert. [Puck Daddy]
  • Your video . . . Strong Bad isn't gonna answer your e-mail on Labor Day. Instead, he's going to talk to a stick and sit on a cooler and heckle people, because that's how Strong Bad rolls. Strong Bad used to be my hero . . .

"Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like YOU aren't an easy target for my witty jabs and clever put-downs."

I'd better check my e-mail.

Enjoy your Labor Day. More tomorrow . . . I hope.