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Wednesday Links - Problem in the Parliament

Blues lose a game they should've won. Weird goal by the Teej. Tracking former Blues. Small beds in Sochi. Lotto tix for hockey tix. Tim Thomas staying in FLA? Healing by leeches. Dickheads in OKC. And LISTEN MEOW. Hump Day!

By Donut King
VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM.
VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM.
Dilip Vishwanat

Yeah, fuck that shit.

BLUES NEWS:

  • So hey, when the Blues enter the third period with a 3-1 lead, we usually expect the Blues to win, and reasonably so . . . well, uhhhhhhh. The Senators marched back, took a lead, then the Blues tied it, then the Sens won in a shootout because fuck the shootout. Ashley, AKA PissedOffRobot, has words and GIF's and shit. [SLGT]
  • Y! Sports took a look at that fucked up goal from T.J. Oshie in the second period. Guess you can blame this on the smaller nets or something, I dunno. [Y! Sports Video]
  • Hoosier Blue has an update on the Blues' "X-Men". [SLGT]

HOCKEY NEWS:

  • Nine contests last night. About 13 more nights like this, and the Jets and Stars might catch up to the Avalanche(s) and Blues! [NHL.com 02/04/14]
  • Three games tonight. Your random Eastern Conference Rivalry Night To Be Played On A Wednesday On National Television is the . . . LOL . . . Sabres hosting the Penguins. Ryan Miller is just BEGGING for a fucking trade right now. [NHL.com 02/05/14]
  • BREAKING: Beds for people in cramped quarters will be small. #NoShit [Twitter / @SWhyno]
  • Got yourself some losing Florida lotto ticket? Bring 'em to a Panthers game and get yourself a Goddamn ticket! [Puck Daddy]
  • Speaking of the Panthers, trade talk has swirled about Tim Thomas, but he's open to staying next season. [Sun-Sentinel]

OTHER SHIT:

  • This upstate Illinois dude heals his hand with help from doctors and . . . a fuck-ton of leeches. [Y! Odd News]
  • Well, at least one Oklahoma City area resident is a complete fucking dick. [NewsOK]

VIDEO:

LISTEN MEOW:

MEOW DO YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER?

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Beyond Checkerdome Episode 29 goes up later. Don't miss it! You get to laugh at me rooting for the Broncos.