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Memorial Day Links - Link's Master Sword

Bad trades. Prospect Sunday. San Louie does it again. Baseball no-hitter. Indy winner from Tejas. Memorial Day cooking. Germans try to say "squirrel". And CONSTRUCTING LINK'S MASTER SWORD FROM LEGEND OF ZELDA HOLY SHIT NERDGASM. Enjoy your holiday.

By Donut King
"Oh shit." -- Dustin Tokarski
"Oh shit." -- Dustin Tokarski
Elsa

Want the Habs to advance to the Cup Finals? Welp, that'll be a bitch of an uphill climb.

BLUES NEWS:

  • Prospect Sunday! Brian looks at "The '14 File" and gives us the final stats on Blues' prospects this season, as all their seasons are now officially over. [SLGT; SLGT]
  • I thought at least three of these trades were worse than the Ryan Miller/Steve Ott trade, but CanesAndBluesFan disagrees. [SLGT]
  • We find out at 2pm CDT today if T.J. Oshie advanced to the final of the NHL 15 cover vote contest to face either P.K. Subban or Drew Doughty . . . if he did, great. If not, I get my Twitter timeline back a week early. Regardless, at this point I'd have no problem with Electronic Arts going out of business any time soon.

HOCKEY NEWS:

  • Martin St. Louis wristed one home in overtime to give the Rangers a 3-2 win and a commanding 3-1 series lead over the Canadiens as the series now shifts back to Centre Bell. [Blueshirt Banter]
  • The Blackhawks and Kings square off in Game Four of their series tonight. Eh, fuck them both. [NHL.com 05/26/14]
  • Russia wins the IIHF World Championships with a win over Finland. About five people outside of Europe give a rat's ass. [NHL.com]

OTHER SHIT:

  • It's Memorial Day. A debt of gratitude, at the very least, is owed to those who gave the ultimate sacrifice. Read up on this holiday, so you know what you're celebrating today. [Wikipedia]
  • And if you're not sure what to cook, here's some things to choose from. [PBS]
  • The first no-hitter of the 2014 baseball season was hurled yesterday . . . by veteran right-hander Josh Beckett. [SB Nation]
  • The first American since 2006 to win the Indianapolis 500 is . . . Ryan Hunter-Reay of Texas. Who is only three months older than me. Which is not old in racecar driving years, but is old for me, because #TylerIsOld. [SB Nation]

VIDEOS:

Here's a bunch of Germans trying to say "squirrel" but, due to their own language concepts and barriers, finding themselves unable to do so properly. This is rather amusing. (S/T to Kate):

Seriously. It's not easy for them.

And then . . . my cellphone's default text tone is the "Secret Sound" from the original 8-bit version of The Legend of Zelda. Well, here's a dude who makes what appears to be a perfect replica of Link's Master Sword:

I want three.

Links? Videos? Silly shit? Send them forth:

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