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Central Division Awesomeness. Signings. Dubas. Torts. Haunting shit. Junior hockey unions? Beer. Fuck off, Sterling. Troy Tulowizki (sp). Pronger's Cup. And logos. It's a Tuesday and stuff.

"Season's about to start, Steve." *FART NOISE*
"Season's about to start, Steve." *FART NOISE*
Jonathan Daniel

I'm a man. And I can change. If I have to. I guess.

BLUES NEWS:

*fart*

HOCKEY NEWS:

  • The Central Division is a fucking madhouse, and the Stars and Blues did the best to get themselves close to Chicago, according to Ryan Lambert in this week's What We Learned. [Puck Daddy]
  • Daniel Winnik signed a cheap deal with the Maple Leafs recently. [Maple Leafs]
  • Speaking of the Leafs . . . their new assistant GM, Kyle Dubas, was on Marek Vs. Wyshynski yesterday. [Puck Daddy]
  • Luke Adam agreed to a one-year, two-way deal with the Sabres recently. Just another case of the  man keeping a Newfie down, or maybe he's just not that good. [Sabres]
  • Jay Feaster thinks John Tortorella's career isn't over. Which means . . . John Tortorella's career might be over. But who knows, eh? [Puck Daddy]
  • Logan Couture is still haunted by the first-round playoff reverse sweep by the Kings over the Sharks . . . well no shit, Sherlock. [The Hockey News]
  • Unionizing junior hockey players? It's being tried in Canada. [TSN]

OTHER SHIT:

  • Well, depending on how you look at it, we'll be having one (and probably two, if you count Missoula's flagship as Big Sky Brewing, which . . . well, it is) of these beers at my wedding. Hate on Yuengling all you want, twatface. It's better than Budweiser. [Deadspin]
  • Fuck off, Donald Sterling. Please. [SB Nation]
  • The Rockies really don't give a shit about Troy Tulowitzki anymore, do they? [Y! / Reuters]
  • BREAKING: Old White People Can't Dance. [Deadspin]

VIDEOS:

Two today. First, a Top Ten hockey moments from mainstream television or something to that effect. Includes a great cup joke from Chris Pronger, and it's disgusting and hilarious and CHRIS PRONGER FOREVER. (S/T to Childhood Trauma):

Yeee.

Then, a time lapse of every logo in NHL history from 1917 to this season, done by Ann from the great Fear the Fin, our SBN partners covering the Sharks . . . this is a must-watch and a must-listen. (S/T to I_AM_SPARTACUS):

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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