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Mueller Mullet. Hating the Central. Fuck Abdelkader. Staal surgery. More on the NHL's national TV sked. Trottier to Buffalo. Fuck Dustin Brown. Fuck rules. Gardiner, Frolik get paid. Fuck Bon Jovi. Catsachusetts. And Pokey. Wed . . . nes . . . day?

Peter Mueller would fit in perfectly in Arnold.
Peter Mueller would fit in perfectly in Arnold.
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The Blues did stuff . . . and stuff.

BLUES NEWS:

  • Remember Peter Mueller? Well, he'll be with the Wolves next year, most likely, on a one-year two-way deal. And look at that mullet! What a beauty . . . boy, South County bars better be on the lookout for this guy. [SLGT]

HOCKEY NEWS:

  • Part one of a two-part (I presume) series on hating the Central Division, from the perspective of a Predators fan . . . in this case, PredCast co-host Dan Bradley. We presume the upper echelon includes the Note. I mean, it kinda has to. [On the Forecheck]
  • Remember when Justin Abdelkader launched himself into the head of Vladimir Sobotka, getting five, a game and costing Team USA a chance at advancing at the IIHF Worlds? Well, the IIHF suspended him three games for that. Unfortunately, it only covers IIHF-sanctioned events. Such as . . . the Worlds. Well that's rather weak. Get fucked, Abby. [Puck Daddy]
  • Eric Staal apparently went a bet too hard on the P90X. He had surgery to repair a muscle in his core, but the Hurricanes expect him to be ready for training camp. [SI]
  • The NFL had a lot to do with the NHL's national TV schedule. Shocking. (Or, not.) [Puck Daddy]
  • The Sabres are bringing aboard Islanders legend and NHL Hall of Famer Bryan Trottier to be an assistant. Cheers to that. Trottier was a badass. [Buffalo News]
  • Dustin Brown got a FedEx package from a Rangers fan, and I'm sad to report the delivery man didn't write "You're a worthless wannabe-tough-guy douchebag" on it. [Puck Daddy]
  • 7 rules the NHL needs to change. [Puck Drunk Love]
  • Jake Gardiner gets a five-year extension from the Maple Leafs . . . but that doesn't mean he's off the trading block. [Puck Daddy]
  • Rick Wamsley led the Blues to a surprise (to some) 1986 Conference Finals appearance in goal. Recently, though, the Senators assistant coach's house nearly burned down in a fire. [Ottawa Sun]
  • The Jets apparently think Michael Frolik has a shiny Stanley Cup ring from 2013, and gave it a $3.3MM contract for next season only. [Jets]

OTHER SHIT:

  • I agree with Andre Reed. "Fuck Bon Jovi". Except he has a reason that doesn't have anything to do with Bon Jovi sucking at music. [Deadspin]
  • If you're a cat, you want to be in Massachusetts. I have two cats, but I want a dog. So I'll stay here in Montana. [Y! / The Sideshow]

VIDEO:

Support St. Louis music. Support Pokey LaFarge and the South City Three:

Fuck modern country music.

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And look for Episode 48 of Beyond Checkerdome this afternoon. It's a good one!