Tuesday Links - Who's This Kevin Hayes Guy Anyway?

No, I really don't know much about this Kevin Hayes dude. Is he good?

BLUES NEWS:

• Help Ashley, AKA "FalsifiedIncredibleHumanoid", figure out what Blues game from the NHL GameCenter archives we want to throw back to this Thursday! All good options. [SLGT]
• Only linking to this because it was sent to me (by someone who, admittedly, didn't know better). But this is the final warning . . . NEVER . . . wait . . . NEVER . . . SEND ME BLEACHER REPORT LINKS . . . yes, even if they involve the Blues. (S/T to adroq) [b/r]

HOCKEY NEWS:

• The AHL's scheduling process is a crazy one. Here's a bit about how it works. (S/T to adroq, who totally redeemed himself with this one) [The AHL]
• I'd honestly not heard of Kevin Hayes until I heard he was probably not going to sign with the Blackhawks, but in Ryan Lambert's What We Learned piece, Hayes is basically playing out his options. [Puck Daddy]
• Speaking of Boston College . . . Blue Jackets prospect Sonny Milano, who was GOING to go to BC, will now apparently be going to Plymouth of the OHL instead as he de-committed. [Y! / Buzzing the Net]
• Someone made a web cartoon series starring Kings defenseman Drew Doughty, and it's . . . well, it exists. [Puck Daddy]
• I guess it makes sense that the NHL Combine will be held in Buffalo in 2015 and 2016. The Sabres should be picking high enough in these drafts. [NHL.com]
• Though, don't tell that to our old pal Chris Stewart, who thinks the Sabres could be a . . . playoff team?! DUDE, DID YOU LOOK AT THIS ROSTER?!?! [NHL.com]
• The Hurricanes, like many teams, have one more Stanley Cup than the Blues . . . but they have had some disappointments in their life span, especially lately. [Puck Daddy]
• Michael Leighton still exists, apparently. The Blackhawks just signed him because I guess they wanted to assure Antti Raanta his roster spot. [Blackhawks]
• Either George Gosbee is fooling himself or lying to everyone. But he thinks the Coyotes can be profitable in Arizona. Hey man, good luck with that! [FSN Arizona]

OTHER SHIT:

• New Clippers owner Steve Ballmer is a crazy man. But at least he's not a racist jerk tool asswipe! [Deadspin]
• Mississippi State quarterback Dak Prescott stuck his hand inside a cow. Looks fun! [SB Nation / Lookit]
• Up near my neck of the woods . . . owls are mean, mean fuckers, man. [Y! / AP]
• Jon Bois chronicles Tim Tebow's upcoming CFL days. If they actually happen. Which, let's face it, they should. [SB Nation / Longform]

VIDEO:

It's the preseason in the KHL. Evgeny Medvedev ain't give no fuck what time of year it is, he's gonna go all Peter Forsberg on this poor goalie's ass:

Holy shitfire.

Send me links. Send me videos. Send me other shit. Just don't send me shit from Bleacher Report . . . or, y'know, actual shit:

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And again, go vote for what game you want to reminisce about Thursday!