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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back!

Above: Splinter, obviously.
Above: Splinter, obviously.
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The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie opens today. A lot of people already hate it because Michael Bay was involved - which is usually a good reason, even if he didn't actually direct it - but I'm at least willing to give it a chance. In any case, we've got a triple-dose of turtles today! Not into the TMNT? Well too damn bad, because...well, I like turtles!

First up, the old cartoon theme:

Next, just to keep us honest, an Honest Trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, which is a good reference point in case you feel the need to call Michael Bay's movie ridiculous.

And finally, for the most awesome of all - a new twist of Man At Arms where they forge all four TMNT weapons into one!!! Yeah...that's pretty fucking badass!

Oh, and by the way: Alex Pietrangelo is Leonardo, Alexander Steen is Donatello, T.J. Oshie is Michelangelo, and David Backes is Raphael.

I've clearly gone mad with power - so send me some non-turtle links. Or, you know, more turtle links too.
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