Monday Open Bar - A Bearable Cat Video

Did you have a great weekend? Well that's good, because I don't care.

Belly up to the bar and enjoy these abbreviated links:

LINKS:

• Joakim Lindstrom is older and, he hopes, wiser on his return to North America . . . he'll be fighting for ice time on a strong Blues squad that is, suddenly, deep down the middle. [In The Slot / Lou Korac]
• Jeff Schultz didn't even notice his Kings sweater was misspelled. Poor guy. (Or, perhaps, DUMB guy.) [Puck Daddy]
• Rangers defenseman Ryan McDonagh could be named the team's next Captain this week, according to a report. [CBS Sports Eye on Hockey]
• Wysh previews the Devils in Emoji's. It's a team Wysh should be familiar with, as he is a Devils fan. [Puck Daddy]
• Jonathan Papelbon gives a salute worthy for a Philadelphia sports crowd. Though maybe he's also worthy of, y'know, not sucking all the time. [Deadspin]
• Don'tcha just hate it when the local nudist camp keeps yanking your water? [Y! / AP]
• The raw ingredients needed to produce good whisk(e)y are open to mice. So every good distillery needs a trusty distillery cat. Because of course! (S/T to Kate and her father) [NPR]
  

VIDEO:

Speaking of cats . . . 36 Facts About Cats? You bet your ass:

Yeeeeeee.

I'll be here all week! Send me stuff:

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• @KingDonutI

We're slated to record Beyond Checkerdome tonight, and we'll see when it gets posted . . . but we will keep YOU posted on that.