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Wednesday Links - Always Be Aware of Your Stick

Blues win, Oilers suck and a dude runs into his own stick and it's fucking hilarious.

David Backes and Andy McElman take a moment to properly react to Derek Roy's talents. With half-hearted laughter.
David Backes and Andy McElman take a moment to properly react to Derek Roy's talents. With half-hearted laughter.
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That was pretty damn lopsided for a 4-2 game, eh?

BLUES NEWS:

  • That may have been the most lopsided 4-2 victory the Blues will get this season. For your recap, A Thousand Highly-Trained Monkeys On Typewriters Yours Truly, who got "trolled" by what is (maybe) a member of Derek Roy's family. LOL-worthy. [SLGT]
  • The folks at The Copper & Blue . . . well, they didn't like what they saw, obviously. [The Copper & Blue]
  • David Backes talked about being selected the number one star of the week last week. (S/T to adroq) [NHL.com]
  • A look at how St. Louis is becoming a bit of a hotbed for young Team USA hockey hopefuls, partially thanks to the Blues. (S/T to CrossCheckRaise) [USA Hockey Magazine]

HOCKEY NEWS:

OTHER SHIT:

  • "Fuck it. I'm taking the bus, you guys." -- A Dog [Y! / Reuters]
  • #FancyStats is only now taking over the NHL. It already had to do so in baseball. I THINK I know all these names. [Deadspin / Screengrabber]
  • The new soccer team in St. Louis already has a new blog! Check it out. It's J-Mill, from links duty! (Also, follow @GatewayGityGP.) [Gateway City Goal Post]

VIDEOS:

Here's where the title comes from . . . this dipshit, man. ALWAYS be aware of your stick, especially when leaving the ice. (S/T to Art Lippo):

LOLOLOLOLOL.

Also, I'd heard about this terrible St. Joseph, MO mall commercial before, but I'd never bothered to post it until now:

"Boots and pants and boots and pants!"

Send your tired . . . your poor . . . or, really, just send your links and videos and shit to my wife, who has Thursday and Friday links duty:

And get Episode 69 of Beyond Checkerdome later this week. Hopefully tomorrow!