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Don't stop believin'…that you can make it out of Detroit one day.

"I should've hidden in Perron's luggage" - Hall
"I should've hidden in Perron's luggage" - Hall
Jeff Curry-USA TODAY Sports

We all know it's FUCK DETROIT!

BLUES NEWS:

  • Blues are ready to test the strength of their 5-game win streak against the Detroit Red Wings. Despite their win streak, the Blues are just keeping pace with the teams above them in the division standings since their 1-5-1 stretch knocked them down a few spots. [Lou Korac In the Slot]
  • Martin Brodeur takes a leave of old…uh, I mean, absence. [SLGT]
  • FUCK DETROIT
  • WE'RE NUMBER ONE IN FUCKS (given or not given)…and then we're not due to fancy stats or something. Who gives a fuck. [Battle of California]

KNOW YOUR ENEMY--FUCK DETROIT:

  • Fuck Detroit……..that's it that's all you need to know.
  • Okay, okay if you really need to know about the Red Wings, like how long All-Star goalie Jimmy Howard will be out, go here. [Winging it in Motown]

HOCKEY NEWS:

  • Four games last night, with endings. [NHLcom 1/14/15]
  • Ten games tonight. Fuck Detroit. [NHL.com 1/15/15]
  • Jack Johnson's parents are horrible human beings. [Deadspin]
  • Minnesota Wildling Ryan Suter has been given a two-game suspension for elbowing Penguins Steve Downie. [Puck Daddy]
  • FUCK DETROIT
  • More Wild(s) news as they traded a third-round pick to the Coyotes for Devan Dubnyk. [Puck Daddy]
  • Are you Team Foligno or Team Toews? The All-Star team Captains have been chosen and, shocking no one, the Blackhawks Jonathan Toews has been chosen along with the Blue Jackets Nick Foligno. I'm more of a Team Peeta person. [Puck Daddy]
  • David Pastrnak, Bruins "teenage messiah"? "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy." (I just linked this for the joke). But he is pretty good right now. [Puck Daddy]
  • Just the tip is not enough for the Canadiens, but enough for the Blue Jackets to keep it a 1-0 game. Sergei Bobrovsky makes a save with the puck about 98% over the line. [CBS Eye on Hockey]
  • FUCK DETROIT
  • #TBT is Arizona March 5th as the Coyotes wear their "retro" Kachina-style jerseys. [CBS Eye on Hockey]
  • Penguins claim Mark Arcobello off waivers from the Predators. [CBS Eye on Hockey]
  • Flames Johnny Gaudreau aka Johnny Hockey has applied for a trademark of the name Johnny Hockey. [FTW/USA Today]
  • FUCK DETROIT
  • Watch this ridiculous display from a high school sophomore from New Jersey. [Puck Daddy]
  • In NAHL news, the Laval Predators and Ste. Georges Cool-FM had an all-team brawl during the warmups. I really hope one of them yelled "I'm listening to the fucking song" at a ref. [Puck Daddy]

OTHER…STUFF:

  • Jeff Gordon can make right turns…on a tricycle. [Black Flag]
  • Need some motivation to help with your new fitness resolutions? Here's an 80's movie training montage playlist. [Nerdist]
  • FUCK DETROIT
  • An Australian company says they will anonymously ship glitter to your enemies. Anyone have Mike Keenan's address? [Huffington Post]
  • I know you all are dying to learn about the history of water fountains, so here you go. [Huffington Post]
  • VIDEO:

    It's Fuck Detroit. This is the only thing Donut King remembers from this weekend and only because there is video.

    Remember this terrible Blues ad idea?

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