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Saturday Links - Fart Noise

The title is in reference to what the Ducks' goal horn (before the sirens and madness) sounds like. A Goddamn prolonged fart noise. Anyway, click things.

By Donut King

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"Yeah, you totally farted up there, I could hear it, Matt." "THAT WAS THE FUCKING GOAL HORN, FRED."
"Yeah, you totally farted up there, I could hear it, Matt." "THAT WAS THE FUCKING GOAL HORN, FRED."
Gary A. Vasquez-USA TODAY Sports

Fuck that shit.

Anyway, sorry, no J-Mill today. He had to step aside. So I had to step in.

BLUES NEWS:

  • The Blues had every chance to beat the Ducks last night, but the Ducks slid four past Martin Brodeur and won 4-3. Jeremy Rutherford tells the story. [StL Today / Morning Skate]
  • During the game, Barret Jackman tripped over the ghost of Rocket Richard, apparently. Wow, Jaxx. [CBS Sports Eye on Hockey]
  • Robby Fabbri was injured (it looked serious) and left Canada's WJC quarterfinal match with Denmark. It is believed to be a high ankle sprain and will keep him out for the remainder of the tournament. Damn. [SLGT FanShots]
  • If anyone has a link to the Blues' intro video(s) for this season, jhartusaf would like your help finding that. [SLGT FanPosts]

KNOW YOUR ENEMY--THE SAN JOSE SHARKS:

  • For everything about the Sharks, check out our pals at Fear the Fin, who do an excellent job covering the team. [Fear the Fin]
  • And for everything California NHL, check out the Battle of California. [Battle of California]

HOCKEY NEWS:

  • Eight scores last night, including that one you'd really not like to see again. [NHL.com 01/02/15]
  • Ten games today and tonight. Only one matters. [NHL.com 01/03/15]
  • Our old friend David Perron got his release from purgatory was traded by the Oilers to the Penguins in exchange for Rob Klinkhammer (fucking LOVE that name) and a 2015 first round pick. Congratulations, David! [Puck Daddy]
  • Speaking of the Pens, one of the referees at their game last night really blew. No, really, one of them blew chunks. It was Mike Leggo. And he did not return. [Deadspin]
  • Also speaking of the Pens . . . apparently Evgeni Malkin and Craig Adams had a fight at the morning skate. My guess is Malkin likes Chipotle, but Adams wanted Fuddruckers. [Puck Daddy]
  • How many people remember that the first outdoor NHL game was ACTUALLY in Vegas? I had forgotten. Barry Petchesky had not forgotten. [Deadspin / Rabbithole]
  • Flyers Captain Claude Giroux got a serious slice from a skate last night. Ouch. [Puck Daddy]
  • Kevin Allen runs through some places where he'd like to see outdoor hockey. St. Louis is on his list. [USA Today]

2015 IIHF WORLD JUNIOR CHAMPIONSHIPS:

OTHER SHIT:

VIDEOS:

Continuing with the Jenna Marbles theme . . . first, one she guest-hosted with My Drunk Kitchen's Hannah Hart involving "Charades Against Humanity":

Yup.

And then, Hart joins Jenna in what is obviously from the exact same set . . . for "Jenna's Ratchet Salon":

I think we've posted this one before, but who gives a shit, really.

Alright, again, J-Mill should be back tomorrow. So in case he is, send links and shit:

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