Thursday Links: #autocorrectfail

Blues News:

• Holy shirt.  The Blues came our fatter than a peace of raw back las tight, but roared bacon to win it in overtime. Holy. Shirt. [STLGT]
  
• The asshats in Chicago weren't quite as excited. [SCH]
• A combination of the Blues' first period follies mixed with the Blues' website's autocorrect follies has given us the newest illogical catchphrase. Look for it on t-shirts soon...it's hotter than bacon grease. [STLGT]
  
• Elliott looked rough last night.  Getting hung out to dry by his defense didn't help.  Getting steamrolled in the crease didn't help more. [STLGT]
• Steve Ott, who has played like a man on fire so far this season, also left with an injury. [STLGT]
  

Hockey News:

• There were 4 games last night, and the Blues game accounted for almost half of the total of all the goals scored in all the games. [NHL.com]
  
• 9 Games tonight.  I bet none of them feature 7 goals in the first period. [NHL.com]
• Puck Daddy has the 3 stars from last night's action.  2/3 of them wear the Bluenote. [Puck Daddy]
• The Leafs' coach Mike Babcock thinks bigger nets will make his team the game better.  No, I am not joking. [Puck Daddy]
  
• More games are being ended in OT since the new 3 on 3 rule went into effect.  In other news, fire is hot, lions roar and bacon is delicious. [NHL.com]
  
• The race for the Calder is wide open now that Sidney Crosby 2.0 has gone down with a long-term injury. Does this mean that Colton Parayko is in the running? [Frozen Notes]
  

Other Crap:

• Why Goths and comic book convention junkies are smarter dressers than you. [Cracked]
  
• When life sends you unsolicited dick pics, make a evening out of it. (NSFW...Obviously)  [Distractify]
  
• Nothing goes better with roaring bacon than a good stout.  Which is why Breakfast Stout by Founders is our beer of the day. [Untappd]
  

Video:

Yes.  Someone did this.  Already.

And...I friggin hate Katy Perry, so instead of roaring, perhaps we just raise our voices...