Wednesday Links: Everything is Alright (?)

Blues News:

• Despite not registering their first shot until almost 14 minutes into the game, making numerous defensive breakdowns and getting out shot, the Blues managed to connect on a couple of great plays and beat the woeful Arizona Coyotes last night. Justin42 has more fun in his recap than the previous 3 recaps combined. [STLGT]
  
• The Blues put the endcap on a terrible win-less road trip for Arizona.  How do they feel about it?  Find out here. [Five for Howling]
  
• Does the win last night mean the Blues have woken up?  Probably not, for reasons pointed out here. [Rant]
• A neat look at the best goalies in Blues history. [Fansided]
  

Hockey News:

• 8 other games last night including a heart-breaker for Columbus and wins for both Dallas and Chicago. [NHL]
• 4 games tonight.  None of them matter. [NHL]
  
• Puck Daddy has 3 stars.  No Blues made the list, but Shatty's goal from the sweet no-look pass of Lehtera got an honorable mention. [Puck Daddy]
  
• Patrick Kane's point streak is now 23 games.  yay. [NHL]
  

Other Shite:

• Mean-ass grandmas. [Buzzfeed]
  
• Victoria's secret models are hot. [Distractify]
  
• The devolution of the teenager. [College Humor]
  
• Today's beer of the day is Lucky Beer, in honor of the Blues ability to connect perfectly on the couple of dangerous chances they had last night and win a game in spite of coming out flat. Enjoy the malty sweetness today, but don't plan on having it every night. [Untappd]
  

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