Meh. Whatever.
Haven't done these in a bit. Yeesh.
BLUES NEWS:
- Those Fuckers Up North beat the Blues 4-2 yesterday afternoon. [In the Slot / Lou Korac]
- Therefore, the Blackhawks hold the Conference III Title Belt again. Fuck. [III Communication]
- But Vladimir Tarasenko did this. [Twitter / @myregularface]
- Oh, and David Backes did this for Jaden Schwartz . . . damn. [Vine]
- Trevor Kraus wants you to chill the fuck out about the Blues, okay? [SLGT]
HOCKEY NEWS:
- Yesterday's scores. There were eight of them, but let's concentrate on the seven that didn't matter. [NHL.com 02/08/15]
- Today's games. Five of them. [NHL.com 02/09/15]
- GOALIE INJURY 1: Rangers goalie Henrik Lundqvist says his vascular injury stemming from a puck to the throat "could have been worse". Like, "Could've Had A Stroke" worse. Yikes. [Puck Daddy]
- GOALIE INJURY 2: The net fell on top of Ducks goalie Frederik Andersen, and he suffered the dreaded Upper Body Injury because of it. [CBS Sports Eye on Hockey]
- GOALIE INJURY 3: Flyers goalie Steve Mason appeared to injure himself . . . stretching during a media timeout. Flyers gon' Flyer, man. [USA Today]
OTHER SHIT:
- Michael Bradley with an epically beautiful corner kick that went straight into the goal in Team USA's friendly against Panama. Nicely done. [Deadspin / Screamer]
- Grammy winners. Beck won. Soy Un Perdedor, fool. [ET Online]
- Legendary men's basketball coach Dean Smith has passed away at the age of 83. RIP, Coach. [Deadspin]
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