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Tuesday Links - Cat Harness Fail

Hockey things and stuff, and other stuff, what to do when your cat doesn't react well to a harness.

By Donut King

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(Actually, this thing is pretty fucking sweet, not gonna lie.)

Links? Links. Lots to cover.

BLUES NEWS:

  • New Blues forward Olli Jokinen, who is also now the oldest player on the team now that Martin Brodeur is gone, suffered an upper-body injury in Saturday's game against the Maple Leafs, but it's not supposed to be serious. [StL Today / Morning Skate]
  • That news, plus updates on Kevin Shattenkirk and Zbynek Michalek and a bit of background on Robert Bortuzzo, among other things, in Lou's notebook. [In the Slot / Lou Korac]
  • Vladimir Tarasenko 'bout to get PAID. [The Score]

KNOW YOUR ENEMY--THE WINNIPEG JETS:

  • For everything you need to know about the Jets--tonight's opponent and Canada's lone #ConferenceIII team--check out Arctic Ice Hockey, one of SB Nation's finest team-centric NHL blogs. [Arctic Ice Hockey]

HOCKEY NEWS:

  • Five scores from last night. Nothing exciting. [NHL.com 03/09/15]
  • Eight games tonight. Surely, you care about one of them. [NHL.com 03/10/15]
  • The Bruins are paying a bunch of passengers to be drivers. That and more in this week's What We Learned from Ryan Lambert. [Puck Daddy]
  • The Sharks are a tire fire this year. What went wrong, and how can they fix it? [CBS Sports Eye on Hockey]
  • Hurricanes forward Alexander Semin scored from his Goddamn stomach the other night against the Oilers. Seriously, look at this. [USA Today / For the Win]
  • Questioning the credibility of the Jack Adams Award. [JenLC]
  • The NHL deployed its' first-ever Russian referee on Monday night. [Puck Daddy]
  • Mikhail Grigorenko was recently called up by the Sabres, and apparently his play did not impress coach Ted Nolan. [CBS Sports Eye on Hockey]
  • Henrik Zetterberg is old, but apparently he's not letting that stop him. [USA Today]
  • 8,000 season ticket deposits have been entered in Vegas. Short of the goal, but the drive is only a month in AND the drive is not dependent on corporate sponsors (i.e. DAT CASINO SCRATCH), so this is probably a pretty good sign. [Puck Daddy]

OTHER SHIT:

  • Sam Simon, a co-creator of The Simpsons, passed away Sunday night at the age of 59. RIP, sir. And thank you. [NPR / The Two-Way]
  • "*SAD FACE*" -- Stan Kroenke [Deadspin]
  • BRB, gonna write the essay of my LIFE, yo. [Y! / Reuters]

VIDEO:

Here's a cat whose owner has tried to use a harness with him/her. It obviously did not draw a great reaction from the cat. (S/T to BluesMay, who was sent this by a good friend):

Awesome.

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