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Tuesday Links - Derp Derpity Derp Derp

The Blues lay another egg at home, inspiring a very derp video.

By Donut King

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"Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
"Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports

Yeah.

BLUES NEWS:

  • That blew donkey balls. The Canucks beat the Blues 4-1. Justin has your recap. [SLGT]
  • Nucks Misconduct saw things a bit brighter, obviously. [Nucks Misconduct]
  • In happier news, our Dutch friend Gerard has ordered a Blues Plaza brick. Nice! [SLGT FanPosts]

HOCKEY NEWS:

  • Six games last night. Fuck 'em all. [NHL.com 03/30/15]
  • Seven games tonight, a night in which you'll have to root for the Canucks. I guess. [NHL.com 03/31/15]
  • Should the Rangers actually scare anyone? Ryan Lambert muses this and other things in What We Learned. [Puck Daddy]
  • A follow up on one of yesterday's links . . . Andre Deveaux had his contract terminated because, well, what a dipshit. [CBS Sports Eye on Hockey]
  • Gordie Howe turns 87 today. Amazing, considering this wasn't thought possible mere months ago. [USA Today]
  • Team USA's women defeated Team Finland 4-1 at the IIHF Women's World Juniors. After beating Team Canada earlier on, they're 2-0 so far in the tournament. [USA Hockey]
  • The Las Vegas ticket drive has reached 10,000, according to reports. Gary Bettman Status: Pleased. [Puck Daddy]
  • Our old pal, Lightning(s) goalie Ben Bishop, tallied two assists in five minutes last night. [CBS Sports Eye on Hockey]
  • Stars defenseman Patrik Nemeth becomes a pirate, thanks to a puck getting stuck in his helmet's visor. Surely, all the folks who hate the mandatory visor rule are clamoring over this . . . basically, LITERALLY one-in-a-million chance. [USA Today / For the Win]
  • David Pollak tells where it all went wrong for the Sharks, whose fans wonder right now what the fuck it is Blues fans are bitching about these days (and I don't blame them). [San Jose Mercury News]

OTHER SHIT:

  • Massive grocery chains have a plan to win customers back. It's called "trying". [NPR / The Salt]
  • This GIF made me laugh, probably because I'm a sadist and I'm not that vested in cycling. [Deadspin]
  • If I break into a Goddamn pizza parlor, I'm not stealing candy bars . . . I'm stealing pizza dough. But maybe that's because I like pizza. [Y! / AP]

VIDEO:

In honor of the Blues' effort last night:

Derp derpity derp derp.

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