Thursday Links - Drunk Office

Always look on the bright side of life. Except when you're getting hammered at the office. But even then.

By BluesMay May 14, 2015, 6:00am CDT

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Still out of the playoffs.
The next Blues Fan Soapbox writer suggests a look in the mirror. [SLGT]
UFA Survivor continues with the tick marks against keeping Barret Jackman around. Boo this writer! (If you want to.) [SLGT]

One game last night, finally ending round two. [NHL.com 05/13/15]
Next game is round three on Saturday. [NHL.com 05/16/15]
The Rangers eliminated the Capitals tonight. BOOOOOOOO! [Puck Daddy]
The dancing astronaut, recently seen at Bolts games, is nothing more than a marketing ploy. [Puck Daddy]
Todd McLellan will coach the Oilers, barring a "major collapse". [Puck Daddy]
Watch Rangers forward Kevin Hayes pull out his tooth on the bench. [CBS Sports Eye on Hockey]
There's a chance that Rich Peverley may be able to make a return to hockey. [CBS Sports Eye on Hockey]
Brock Nelson is having a time at the world championships. [USA Today NHL]

Turns out the military has been paying the NFL and other sports teams for their salute to a hometown hero. [Vox.com]
Try the new Numbat artificial diet: mix together powdered cat chow, hen's eggs and water. Cook on low heat for 10 minutes and cool. Add Calcium carbonate, cellulose powder, fish oil and a crushed termite mound. mmm mmmmmm. [NPR]
Melissa Dohme, who was stabbed 32 times by her ex, was invited to throw out the ceremonial first pitch Monday at a Tampa Bay Rays game for her community service. Before throwing the pitch, her boyfriend (also one of the paramedics who saved her) proposed. [CBC]
Harriet Tubman won an unofficial contest to be on the $20 bill. [NPR]
Watch #XFiles2015 stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson cover Neil Young's "Helpless". [NME]

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