Friday Links - Under-Five Die Hard

BLUES NEWS:

• Still not in the third round.
• Big Burger has a FanPost about Bernie Miklasz, rink rat hockey trolls and Freud. [SLGT]
• A man named Mike takes his turn on the Blues Fan Soapbox. He says the Blues "got him" this year and suggests improvements. [SLGT]
• HullandOates85 lays out his case for keeping Chris Porter, UFA Survivor style. [SLGT]

HOCKEY NEWS:

• Senators owner Eugene Melnyk is in urgent need of a liver transplant. [Puck Daddy]
• A Rangers fan gets Chris Kreider's image shaved into his head. [Puck Daddy]
• The new bridge connecting Detroit and Windsor will be named after Gordie Howe. [Puck Daddy]
• An interview with Mark Greczmiel about his documentary on the Califronia Golden Seals. [Puck Daddy]
• Discovery Channel's Twitter account owned the Penguins account. [CBS Eye on Hockey]

OTHER STUFF:

• Bull - 1 Matador - 0 [Deadspin]
• The Superclasico was suspended when Boca fans pepper-sprayed River Plate's players. [Screengrabber]
• Not for the squeamish...a cyclist crashes and breaks his arm. [Deadspin]
• Harry Shearer is leaving The Simpsons. [The Concourse]
• A man finally sneezed out a toy dart that had been stuck in his nose for 40+ years! [CBC]

VIDEO:

Dara O'Briain suggests an under-five production of Die Hard in place of a nativity play.

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