Monday Links: You Had One Job Anahiem!

BLUES NEWS:

• The St. Louis Blues are still not in the Stanley Cup playoffs. Drink.
• The STLGT Prospect department brings you more of the "Opening the '15 File" series. His countdown clock to the draft is a great touch. Always a good read from Tomorrow's Blues. [STLGT]
• Army says the Blues have "Two Cores" the old guys and the younglings. huh... Who knew!? [STLGT]
• Vladimir Sobotka will stay in the KHL where he will continue to rack in the Dolla Dolla bills y'all. [STLGT]
• Dan had some words to say in the "A Blues Fan Soapbox" series. [STLGT]
  

HOCKEY NEWS:

• Fuck the Hawks, Go Benny! [NHL.com]
  
• Ryan Kesler is still a jerkface. [PuckDaddy]
• The Stanley Cup finals is just better then any other sports championship out there and Puck Daddy explains why. [PuckDaddy]

OTHER STUFF:

• Marilyn Monroe would have been 89 today. Happy Birthday Norma Jean! [Time]
• Mila Kunis's stalker has escaped the mental institution he was held in. It sounds like a batman plot line. [LATimes]
• Windows 10 will be released next month. [TheVerge]

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