Wednesday Links: Dirty Jersey

Blues News:

• The Blues play a complete-ish game, don't lose their shit when Jersey gets cheap, get some help from a fashionable Swede and pull out a 5-2 win. Justin42 holds your hand while you walk on a filthy, filthy Jersey shore. [STLGT]
  
• Check out the Jersey version of the recap.  The result is the same.  Also, fuck you Bobby Farnham. [AATJ]
• Blues Prospect Ty Rattie netted his first NHL goal (off his thumb or something).  Here is a look at the Blues prospect depth. [HF]
  

Hockey News:

• 7 other games last night.  Colorado (apparently also owned by some douche who just pulled the Rams from STL) got shutout by Ben Bishop (who then tweeted some smack talk). Minnesota lost and Chicago beat Nashville. [NHL]
• 4 insignificant contests tonight. [NHL]
• Should the douchebag Farnham get a suspension for attacking an unsuspecting Dmitrij Jaskin because he was butthurt?  [PuckDaddy]
  
• As mentioned, Ben Bishop had some words to tweet about the Rams moving away. Thanks for the shutout, Big Ben. [Puck Daddy]
  

Other Shite:

• David Bowie's last photo shoot.  Looks pretty damn good for a man who had been battling fuckcancer for 18 months and treated his body like a rental for much of his rock star life. [Bored Panda]
  
• Drunk vs Sober. [College Humor]
  
• Your beer of the day is Dirty Bastard by Founders. Drinking this beer is an event, with its robust malts, whiskey undertones and 8.5% ABV. Drink one while you contemplate the ways your thankful that shithead Bobby Farnham doesn't play for your team. [Untappd]
  

Song of the Day:

Fade Away, Bobby Farnham.  Back to the ECHL where you belong.  (No offense to ECHL players.)