Dallas And St. Louis Zoos Have A Hockey Bet Going Involving Elephant Poop

The Dallas Zoo and the St. Louis Zoo have quite the wager going on. Both zoos are state of the art, which obviously entails elephants. Our zoo sports the smaller Asian elephants, including elephant toddler (and absolutely adorable sweetheart) Priya. As anyone with a toddler can attest, they poop a lot.

The Dallas Zoo has just rescued some massive African elephants from Swaziland. They are significantly larger than the Asian elephants, and poop more.

So, now's the perfect time for a bet between the two zoos involving elephant crap.

If the Stars win this series, the St. Louis Zoo's senior vice president, Dr. Eric Miller, will be headed to Dallas to help shovel some poop. Seriously. This is what the bet is over. The losing zoo is sending an official over to shovel the winning city zoo's elephant dung.

@DallasZoo @StLouisBlues Challenge accepted! Even our sea lions know how to handle a puck better than @DallasStars pic.twitter.com/2peTlAr4jt

— Saint Louis Zoo (@stlzoo) April 29, 2016

@DallasZoo The only sweeping going on in Dallas will be you cleaning up the poop! @StLouisBlues will take the series! Sorry @DallasStars

— Saint Louis Zoo (@stlzoo) April 29, 2016

@DallasZoo It was a busy day at the Zoo today. What was the final score of that @DallasStars @StLouisBlues game?

— Saint Louis Zoo (@stlzoo) May 1, 2016

@DallasZoo you got the 4-1 right - wrong team. Prepare the @StLouisBlues got the next 3! @dallasstars

— Saint Louis Zoo (@stlzoo) May 1, 2016